Well, here are the rules. Capture your Desktop, with all the icons on it, save it in JPG format, and then send it to me!! My E-Mail, as you may or may not know, is email@example.com. The actual size of the desktop, so we can see it in all its glory!
And also send me a short text of why you have that image on your Desktop! There is no try!
For any other doubts or questions you might have please visit the FAQ section. Hopefully there you'll be able to find the answers to many of the questions you have been asking yourself since childhood. Errm, I mean since you stumbled across this site! Doh!